don’t wanna be a fat boy, it’s something i can’t stand
don’t wanna be like roussos, i keep my weight in hand
i’m on a diet, i’m going down
no more potatoes and no more bread
no more alcohol, orange juice instead
i’m on a diet, i’m going down
i’m gonna lose one, i’m gonna lose two
i’m gonna lose three, i’m gonna lose four
don’t wanna be a fat boy, it’s something i can’t stand
don’t wanna be like meat loaf, i keep my weight in hand
i’m on a diet, i’m going down