Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we’re cozy and clinging
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I’d be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That’s the way I’ve just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I’d light
And If I were a banner I’d wave
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is
If gate, I’d be swinging
And if I were a watch
I’d start popping my springs
Or if I were a bell
I’d go ding dong, ding dong ding
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I’m learning
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I’d be burning
Well, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck I’d quack
Or if I were a goose, I’d be cooked
Ask me how do I feel
Now that we’re fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad I know
I’d be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a season I’d surely be spring
Yes and if I were a bell
Say, if I were a bell, if I were a bell
I’d go ding dong, ding dong ding