Me and Jenn and Bryan bought a pretty little home
It was cheap-ish and we split it, and we’re fixing it up some
Mr. Sokel does everything, rewires, fixes cracks
I can can only break walls, move stuff, and get snacks
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And I am downright amazed,
at what I can destroy with just a hammer
And I am downright amazed,
at what I can destroy with just a hammer
Nails in drywall, paint hole, blah blah
Move in, no sink, new roof, I think
I bribed a garbage man, I am a super bad boy again
Bryan, don’t stay mad with us!
Come on, eat some food with us, we own a home together