You’ve got no fucking money and your girlfriend is ugly
So i stole your drugs (x2)
Your vans a piece of shit with a dead sticker on it
So i stole your drugs (x2)

First i stole your nitrous
Then i stole your acid
Then i stole your mushrooms
Then i kicked your ass
Then i stole your pot
Then i stole you r beer
Then i stole your tickets
And sold them for crack