Wake up, I wipe the sleepers from my eye
Look up and see it's 2:35
Get up, I thought Id sleep until ten to
Up in the cold and start the day with you 
They call themselves the purple kool-aid cult 
They lost their head and claim it's all my fault 
I'm fed koolaid intravenously 
I must regain my own autonomy! 

The purple kool-aid cult is back, I'm paranoid again 
Would someone please appease all the stress of my brown head? 

Sorry friend, there's no way I can stay 
Wish I could explain the reason why 
I'm being chased so please pardon my haste 
Please appease the stress of my brown head 

They turned their backs and I began to run 
Looked back for a flash and I began to shout 
I've got to find a passage out of here 
I'm not too certain that the future's clear 
And now I'm alone and to what type too wear 
And then they set upon a skinny chair 
They're gathering now around a sugar throne 
It's red and round and speaks of miracles 

The purple kool-aid cult is back, I'm paranoid again 
Would someone please appease all the stress of my brown head? 
He says he's going to be in your mouth 
Weird ritual for you and I to mate 
I see a door I see astray 

I pick up a furious pace so I can get away 
Don't smile a purple pleasure hangs the cape 
Oh Me, Oh My, It was the great escape 
The situation, it's still to me a bit of a scandal 
Every time I see a purple smile within my underwear 

The purple kool-aid cult is back, I'm paranoid again 
Would someone please appease all the stress of my? 

Sorry friend there's no way I could stay
Wish I could explain the reason why
I'm being chased so please pardon my haste
Please appease the stress of my brown head

Four years and twenty days float on by
Carried out that silicone and taste is left behind
I'm going next door to celebrate I say
And I think that this kool aid
Is the punch that got me drunk today

Next thing I know I'm standing on a chair 
Whipping my arms around the friendly air 
I preached the words around a year ago 
I now surrender to the certain glow? 

The purple kool-aid cult is back, I'm paranoid again 
Would someone please appease all the stress of my brown head 

Sorry friend there's no way I could stay
Wish I could explain the reason why
I'm being chased so please pardon my haste
Please appease the stress of my brown head

Four years and twenty days float on by
Carried out that silicone and taste is left behind
I'm going next door to celebrate I say
And I think that this kool aid
Is the punch that got me drunk today

Ohhohohohohoh! 

I'm being... 
I'm being chased by seven kids high on kool-aid 
But then they're not crazy cause they're high on kool-aid 
But then they're not crazy they're just high on kool-aid